Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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