google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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