why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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