Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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