I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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