Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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