Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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