no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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