Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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