All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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