I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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