Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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