i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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