Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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