There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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