Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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