Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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