Me too!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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