Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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