just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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