Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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