I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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