So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize