hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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