sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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