No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
