Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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