In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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