My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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