Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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