She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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