Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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