They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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