Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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