they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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