You're completely useless in the revolution.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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