Dual....:-)
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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