**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
