Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
its not stalking. its research.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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