its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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