Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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