Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm way too hungover for life right now
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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