Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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