North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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