Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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