no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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