i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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