So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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