Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
how does that bad decision feel?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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