Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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