THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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