shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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