i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
my being single is dangerous.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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