just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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