Dual....:-)
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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