why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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