All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You ruined the universe
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