Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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